pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
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