Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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