i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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