Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
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