will power is for people who don't want to get laid
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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