I drank too much. My snot smells like vodka when I blow my nose.
my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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