YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
I had to cum in my sink.
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
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