I just woke up in the back of his van. Bring me a sunkist.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
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Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
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I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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