Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
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Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
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sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
It's really funny to see the look on the sales lady's face when she asks why you're replacing a painting. "I knocked it off the wall during sex w/ my heels," wasn't what she expected.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.