Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
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Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
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Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.