She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
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For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
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cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
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