maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
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The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
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Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
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