I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
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Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
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I had tater tots and weed with a stripper at 4am who compared the size of my boob to her head because fuck you my life rocks
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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