Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
he just stuck his car key in my belly button, made car starting noises and pretended like i was revving my engine?
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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