So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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