If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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