"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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