every time i drive by the road she lives on, i scream in the car "i'm sorry i'm sleeping with your boyfriend!" makes me feel less whore-y.
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
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