New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
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i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
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I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
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painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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