as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
Wow, you know I need to stop drinking alone when I pour my drink into my hand and offer it to my dog,
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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