I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
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this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
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I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
TSA doesn’t allow handcuffs in carryon bags. Super fun they confiscated them in front of my boss and coworker.
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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