Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
Turns out that my surprise "happy birthday" drop-in for my dad turned into a "my parents like afternoon sex a lot" realization.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
Randomize
