I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
if only i could text you this smell
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
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