Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
You picked the wrong day to call in sick. She's wearing the librarian glasses today.
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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