He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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