No, you can still breathe under the balls.
Girls should come with a carfax report
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
This is the high leading the old right now
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
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