Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
Turns out that my surprise "happy birthday" drop-in for my dad turned into a "my parents like afternoon sex a lot" realization.
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
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