wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
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Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
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Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
I feel like I should pray to the god of Febreze, because it is like it washes away the smell of all my sins from the bed
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
'valentine' just autocorrected to 'cake robe' in my phone
I think that summarizes my life up pretty accurately
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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