North Korea, Best Korea!
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
He did a backflip because drugs
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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