I'll bet she douches with gravy.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
Randomize
