Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
I woke up on a futon with 2 stolen budwiesers in my purse, 5 extra bucks, a sucker stuck to my shoe, one sock, and a stolen copy of the zombie survival guide
please tell me this is not legit
I like to melt taper candles in my wine bottles the next day, it makes my drinking trophies more classy, and makes me look like less of an alcoholic.
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I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
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Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
I currently don't understand fingers.
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