Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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