she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
Pretty sure by 1p, she had fucked all of my bodily fluids out of me. I'm now trying to replace them with bourbon so 2016 is turning out pretty good.
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
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