So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
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This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
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She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
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