I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
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He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
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Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
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