So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
Your topless pictures make me question reality
Nearly got hit by a blue bell ice cream truck. Can I count on you to make plenty of puns like "her life was sweet, and so was her death" at my funeral if that was to happen?
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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