singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
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I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
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That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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