Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
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I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
She said, "awww, you're so sweet" after I started putting on a condom. How many STDs have I just contracted?
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
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Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
We have started to decorate penises.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
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