I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
Michael Bay diarrhea
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
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