i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
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Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
I AM VODKA MAN
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Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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