new low.... made out with someone while peeing
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
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this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
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I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
And you know what the worst part is? Because of him I can now relate to a goddamn Taylor Swift song. FUCK. MY. LIFE.
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
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