i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
Note to self. Condoms are not microwavable.
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
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I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
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What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
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