would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
The gyno waiting room is so strange because the pregnant woman next to me is making a PowerPoint of her pregnant photo shoot with her husband and I’m sitting here trying to figure out from Instagram who I had sex with on Sunday lol
Randomize
