ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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