i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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