he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
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She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
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I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
Stole my 7th stop sign and 3rd speed limit sign last night. Not even sure how because they were bolted to a cement wall. Tequila gives you strength you didn't know you had.
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
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