Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
Drake has all the answers
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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