Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
i think i have herpe
just one?
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
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I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
Seriously? We dated for 2 weeks. TWO. And I've crushed his soul and put out the light in his dark world? What the actual fuck.
Yeah, well. That's what you get for dating a musician.
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
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Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
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