Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
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At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
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May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
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