I was just curling my hair topless and I just burned my nipple. Ouch.
i just wanna skin you and wear you like last years versace.
you may have the big hair, fake nails, and talk with a fake accent, but you will NEVER be a housewife from new jersey so STOP TRYING.
Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
Are my feet made of real feet?
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My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
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Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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