you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
did i walk over a car last night?
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
Do you recall asking me to zip line through your wedding dressed as a bleeding angel?
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