its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
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i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
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A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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