i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
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