Quick, to the slutcave!
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
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It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
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