I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
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looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
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i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
your like the ambassador to my penis.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
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