Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
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