all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
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Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
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So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
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