I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
last night i was so high that when a homeless person asked me for a dollar, i responded: dolla dolla bill ya'll.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Getting business cards printed for tonight. Would you rather be: 1. Vice President of Argentina 2. Celebrity Dental Assistant or 3. Dial-Up Internet Technician
3. Dial-Up Internet Technician.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize
